Funny email I got today:
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids are because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids are because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3 Are easier to train
4. Normally come when called
5. Never ask to drive the car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't want to wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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Re: Pets are better than kids
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 11:24 AMI just read the subject line and thought, "Well, duh!" :-) -
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Wed, April 2, 2008 - 11:31 AMUnfortunately the same issues that we have with children can be found with pets and their owners. I was a dog groomer for 17 years and the people who had out of control kids had out of control dogs. One person who had two adult sons in prison would bring 5 dogs to my shop without leashes, let them out in the parking lot then spend 20 minutes chasing them down a busy street to get them in my shop. When I suggested that he try using leashes (which I highly recommend for children too) he just couldn’t bring him self to curtail their enjoyment of life, two of the dogs ended up getting hit (while they were at home) and one son was shot ‘collecting’ money from someone. Bottom line some people shouldn’t be allowed to have pets or kids.
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Re: Pets are better than kids
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 9:00 PM<<I just read the subject line and thought, "Well, duh!" :-) >>
Me too. In fact, I said (aloud), "F**k yeah!"
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Re: Pets are better than kids
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 12:43 PM12. They don't talk back or "whatever "you!
13. They will never yell "I hate you!"
I agree some people should not be allowed to care for any living creature. Like those celebutards who have children and small dogs when they can't even handle their own messed up lives. -
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Re: Pets are better than kids
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 7:41 PM12 & 13 may not apply to the average cat. -
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Wed, April 2, 2008 - 9:51 PM14. Can be put in a cage when you leave the house.
12 & 13 don't necessarily apply to birds, either. I had one that used to call me a fucker. -
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Re: Pets are better than kids
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 10:27 PM15. You can cuddle them with relatively little fear of them pissing on you.
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Re: Pets are better than kids
Thu, April 3, 2008 - 5:07 AMAmbird - haahahahahaha..
Cats do talk back. I get bitched at all the time from mine :) Still better than a whining, screaming kid.
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Re: Pets are better than kids
Thu, April 3, 2008 - 9:47 AMYeah, my cat "whatever"s me all the time. -
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Sat, April 5, 2008 - 10:12 PM16. They won't grow up to write a book about you. -
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16. They won't grow up to write a book about you.
Sat, April 5, 2008 - 10:17 PM...yet....
...it's all about nanotech...they'll be writing soon. -
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Re: 16. They won't grow up to write a book about you.
Sat, April 5, 2008 - 10:19 PMOh shit. I'm in trouble. -
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Re: 16. They won't grow up to write a book about you.
Sun, April 6, 2008 - 2:29 PMnanotech smanotech. elephants are already painting self portraits...
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Re: Pets are better than kids
Tue, April 22, 2008 - 9:37 PMI love this tribe.
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Re: Pets are better than kids
Thu, April 24, 2008 - 11:55 PMI totally agree. My cats have never needed an allowance or stolen from me, and no one is going to call child welfare when I leave them at home alone, not to mention that even though there is a cat box, there are no dirty diapers or bottles and all the things that go with that. -
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Of course.
Fri, April 25, 2008 - 5:07 AMI love my pets. they are so spoiled.. I remind my husband pets are way cheaper than kids.. plus we can put them in crates if they are bad.
the sad thing is many people have animals that they treat bad - or are not responsible for.. then they go and do the same thing with their kids. People I know had dogs with no discipline - so they got rid of the dog. Now they have three kids .. all running amuk!
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